BEING A TEENAGER Sucks. So we made a video game about it. Hey, remember when your parents, your friends, and society in general conspired to make you feel ugly, lazy, stupid, and unloved despite the brilliant human spirit you contained? No? Well, let us refresh your memory through the timeless medium of a realistic role-playing game! In consume meYou take on the role of Jenny, young, in love, entering her senior year of high school. Make meticulous programming decisions to maximize your brilliance! Solve the dieting puzzle game! Avoid distractions as you pursue academic success! Do housework to get mom money at a price much lower than minimum wage! Can you win the heart of the boy of your dreams? Can you hold it? Can you chart a course toward a sustainable future? Can you fit just one more EVERYTHING goal on your plate or is it already full to bursting? The most important thing is: does any of this matter, either in the game or in a broader sense? I don’t have time to tell the story here, so I’ll just give you some free advice: if you have extra money, buy some coffee at the corner store and drink it to give yourself an extra unit of free time.
Characteristics:
- A darkly funny coming-of-age story: you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be a little hungry, sometimes all at the same time! I’m sorry!
- Every meal is a puzzle: eat your lunch, but be careful not to eat too much. Also, try not to eat too little. Throw any unwanted food at the dog. It’s okay, he’s not on a diet!
- Exciting strategic decision making: a limited amount of time and an unlimited number of things to do!? This classic combination introduces the fundamental strategic question: How should you spend your time? It’s up to you to answer this question… every day of your life!
- Get Powerful Gear: Choose from a selection of apparel to help you dress for success. But be careful, the armor of this world degrades after a single day of use… until you renew it through that ancient ritual known only as “washing clothes.”
- More than 13 possible endings: most of them bad!
System requirements
- OS*: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: x64 architecture
- Memory: 2GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card compatible with OpenGL or DirectX 9.
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 3 GB of available space
- Sound card: Any
Screenshots
How to install Consume Me (v1235)
- Click the download button below or in the top of the page
- You’ll be redirected to the specific game installer download page.
- Download the game installer, this allows you to download the game from the nearest possible server. We use it to improve download speeds, ensuring stable and smooth experience
- Disable Windows Defender and any installed Anti-Virus software before installation, most will flag the file as false-true due to the nature of the installer
- Follow the game installer instructions, wait for the download to finish
- That’s it, enjoy gaming!
