
Butchers don’t surf! It will drive you crazy, but it will also have a lot of fun! In each game, launch the character from a cannon and try to get as far as possible in three rounds. Earn enough money and visit the store. Buy new cannons, equipment and weapons. Start a new game and try to travel the world! Also, achieve goals, complete tests, earn medals, complete missions. Play 100% of the game and earn the respect of the Butchers Don’t Surf community! A strange object from space is causing chaos wherever it goes. Land vehicles begin to move on their own and cause accidents on the roads. Planes, helicopters and other aircraft are also beginning to fly on their own. Meanwhile, wild animals invade the cities and attack the population. On a farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and begin to take up arms. The owner of the property surrenders. The pigs see a monolith in the sky and plan to capture it. However, to get to it it will be necessary to go through the aerial chaos. They grab a cannon and launch the farmer, who is a retired human cannonball, towards the object. They begin training him to complete various missions. After purchasing the trampoline, a test will be available on the medal board. Start the challenge, launch the character from a catapult and use the springboard to reach the target on the ground. By acquiring new equipment, cannons and guns, and increasing the record in matches, new tests will appear. In total, there are 84 medals up for grabs.
System requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system.
- SW: windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 or AMD Ryzen 5 2600
- Memory: 8GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 or AMD RX VEGA 56
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 6 GB of available space
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How to install Butchers Don’t Surf!
- Click the download button below or in the top of the page
- You’ll be redirected to the specific game installer download page.
- Download the game installer, this allows you to download the game from the nearest possible server. We use it to improve download speeds, ensuring stable and smooth experience
- Disable Windows Defender and any installed Anti-Virus software before installation, most will flag the file as false-true due to the nature of the installer
- Follow the game installer instructions, wait for the download to finish
- That’s it, enjoy gaming!















